Shark Cat Gets It Clean On
Ok – all I can say is WHY don’t I have a roomba? (or however you spell it – I am a cat – you can’t seriously expect great grammar from me, right?) (Click on the link above to see the video- Thank you to Shark Cat for being super cool – you give hope to all the cat nation)
So I am apparently a little behind the Internet times. But I came across the Dird (part dog part bird – a.k.a. dog bird) on the old www this morning. Now speaking as the authority on all things feline I can tell you that NOTHING would rock my world like catching a Dird. How cool would that be? Take out a bird and a dog at the same time. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. Too bad TVMA keeps me inside (supposedly for my own safety – but we all know it is because I would decimate the Dird population! – or at least that is what I tell my self to sleep at night)
I have my eye on you from my window little Dird.
With the Thanksgiving holiday coming up I have decided to give the consumers out there a little secret animal knowledge. There are two products on the line that can totally help you out of the dish bind this holiday season.
The Cat Wash 1000 comes fully equipped with a surly cat to aid in scrubbing those dishes clean. Personally, this is a favorite of mine and I use it all the time. And when the cat is done with the dishes you can snuggle – how cool is that?
For those not into the feline species (ummm whoever the heck that is — but oh well) there is another model on the market.
Personally I think the Dish Dog is a bit overrated and come on – that is one skinny and old dog they have there (ha shout out to Zedd who is both skinny and old) I think the Cat Wash 1000 provides all the power you need for those holiday dishes but maybe I am biased (and maybe I get a 50% commission on sales – just saying)
Whatever you do this holiday season – let the dogs and cats do the dishes and chillax, drink some eggnog (or beverage of your choice) and remember the holidays are supposed to be about fun and family – not dishes. Enjoy your days off – your furry friends have it from here.
This made me LOL and actually I did a little snort laugh thing – luckily no one caught me. But I find this Frank meme hilarious. If you don’t then you should get checked out. This guys face is AWESOME.
Here at the TVMA office it has been raining on and off for several days. I think I am starting to get SAD (seasonal affective disorder). In an effort to raise spirits I post the following
This is a reminder that “It Can’t Rain All the Time” (shameless The Crow plug – I am a early 90′s cat what can I say)
So when life gets you down – enjoy the sunshine, roll in the grass and have someone rub your belly.
Life lessons from a dog. Sheesh what is the world coming to?
Now this is how you celebrate the holidays. Who wouldn’t want a holiday tree filled with black cats? Thanks to whoever photoshopped this awesomeness. It should fill everyone with a bit of holiday cheer. Or at least it fills me with holiday cheer and since this is all about me that is what I call a win-win. No bah-humbuggin here.
Have you ever wished to be a fly on the wall? Well don’t. Consider this cat advice a freebie to start your week.