As always I am about 4 years behind any internet trend. But I am also a cat so keep your judgement to yourself. Anyway, I have become fascinated with the Totes McGoats (or Magoats) trend that has been making it’s way across cyber space. And it occured to me that my nickname for my canine friend Otis is Oats. Which “totes” sets up the visuals below. I think Oats McGoats will be the next big sensation.
And YES I am totally avoiding any Valentines talk this year. It is all Goats all day to avoid the fact that no one will let me have chocolate. Something about it being bad for cats and all that jazz – I think it is a conspiracy by my office mate to keep all the chocolate for herself. Maybe when her pants don’t fit from all that chocolate she will learn to share (or buy bigger pants).
In the spirit of the impending doom of Valentines Day – I have decided to start the week off with something so sweet it very well could make your front teeth fall right out of your head
(and for those of you who know anything about the TVMA staff – YES that is a total reference to the hillbillery of a certain staff member – you know who you are toothy!)
Ok back to business – could this be any cuter? I mean unless it was a photo of me of course, but come on — this is adorable.
(picture from http://www.gladstonehotel.com/catsual-friday/we-love-mew/) – Yes even I know when to give due credit!
Short and sweet. That is how we cats roll.
Technology is great. (except for Candy Crush which has me stuck on level 30 and cheats – but that is another post). The latest in dog technology is the rechargeable dog.
Simply plug them in at night just like a cell phone and by morning they are fully recharged and ready to eat the sofa or shoes or anything else that is in the general vicinity.
Shark Cat Gets It Clean On
Ok – all I can say is WHY don’t I have a roomba? (or however you spell it – I am a cat – you can’t seriously expect great grammar from me, right?) (Click on the link above to see the video- Thank you to Shark Cat for being super cool – you give hope to all the cat nation)
So I am apparently a little behind the Internet times. But I came across the Dird (part dog part bird – a.k.a. dog bird) on the old www this morning. Now speaking as the authority on all things feline I can tell you that NOTHING would rock my world like catching a Dird. How cool would that be? Take out a bird and a dog at the same time. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. Too bad TVMA keeps me inside (supposedly for my own safety – but we all know it is because I would decimate the Dird population! – or at least that is what I tell my self to sleep at night)
I have my eye on you from my window little Dird.
With the Thanksgiving holiday coming up I have decided to give the consumers out there a little secret animal knowledge. There are two products on the line that can totally help you out of the dish bind this holiday season.
The Cat Wash 1000 comes fully equipped with a surly cat to aid in scrubbing those dishes clean. Personally, this is a favorite of mine and I use it all the time. And when the cat is done with the dishes you can snuggle – how cool is that?
For those not into the feline species (ummm whoever the heck that is — but oh well) there is another model on the market.
Personally I think the Dish Dog is a bit overrated and come on – that is one skinny and old dog they have there (ha shout out to Zedd who is both skinny and old) I think the Cat Wash 1000 provides all the power you need for those holiday dishes but maybe I am biased (and maybe I get a 50% commission on sales – just saying)
Whatever you do this holiday season – let the dogs and cats do the dishes and chillax, drink some eggnog (or beverage of your choice) and remember the holidays are supposed to be about fun and family – not dishes. Enjoy your days off – your furry friends have it from here.